He stole my a/c unit

Cousin Joe had worked at the same warehouse for more than twenty five years & according to him he never missed a work day.  I cannot say this is true because Cousin Joe is somewhat prone to saying things that cannot possibly be true or verified. He once told me that he & Bruce Willis used to go fishing together & I seriously doubt our stocky  middle aged cousin went out on a lake with a Hollywood motion picture star. But one thing was true he did work at this warehouse for a long time. Until one day when they just called him into the office on a Tuesday afternoon & rudely fired him.  They claimed that he had been stealing Heating, Ventilation plus A/C supplies & devices over the last few years. He denied this, of course, saying that in 25 years in the Heating, Ventilation plus A/C supply building he had consistently been a reliable hard worker! Nonetheless, the owners of the Heating, Ventilation plus A/C supplier terminated his employment & provided him an guard escort out of the building. That weekend I went over to Cousin Joe’s farm to see how he was doing,  I found him in the garage moving a stack of portable air conditioning systems still in their boxes. He had another giant stack of area heaters, also still in their packaging. Shocked and confused, I asked Cousin Joe if it was true had he actually been stealing Heating, Ventilation plus A/C device from his bosses all along. He laughed & said of course it was true. Then he asked me if I had any friends that would be interested in buying an area heating system or an air conditioning system. I guess the Heating, Ventilation plus A/C supplier bosses were right after all.